The definition of EBCAK: Error Between Chair and Keyboard

It’s a way for the IT crowd to pinpoint the origin of Computer related issues, the end user. Are you an EBCAK? Many of you out there are, even I am an EBCAK from time to time. The top ten list is by no means a full list. Enjoy!

10. You sound out every letter in the word E B C A K

9. You still turn off your computer by pressing and holding the power button

8. You’re still using the DVD tray to hold your coffee

7. You conjure images of pickup trucks when a geek tells you to “Get More RAM”

6. You refer to your computer case as a “Hard Drive”

5. The words “Stupid Computer” can often be heard resonating from you

4.Your computer case still has a dent on it from the last time you booted it

3. Your mouse slips off the side of your desk often

2. You get upset when asked to hit the windows key, insisting that you are not near a window

1. You find EBCAK offensive