Google, in an attempt to bring free Internet service to the world, is offering free WiFi Broadband.

It’s called TiSP, and it takes only minutes to set up. All you need to do is fish your ethernet cable down your toilet and into the sewage system. In the sewer, professionally trained Plumbing Hardware Dispatchers (PHDs) will take care of the rest.

This new Internet in a toilet concept is not only innovative, but also quite useful since it uses existing underground passageways(the sewer) instead of overhead wiring or the labor intensive burying of cables.

Google is offering all this for free, they are so generous. The following is a list of the great benefits that being a TiSP customer brings:

Advanced TiSP Options

Professional Installation Service
You can also choose to request our professional installation service, which dispatches an army of factory-trained, sub-contracted nanobots from the TiSP Access Node. The nanobots travel with exhilarating nano-speed through the sewer system and into your home to perform the installation service, which should be complete within 15 minutes. Note: For your own physical safety and emotional well-being and in consideration of the nanobots’ working conditions, please make absolutely certain that your toilet is unoccupied at the scheduled appointment time.

In-Commode Package Delivery
With professional installation service, you can also have your Google Checkout purchases delivered directly through the sewage network into your bathroom. Each package comes pre-sealed in a watertight and nanobot-resistant bag made of biodegradable corn-based plastic. For a limited time, TiSP subscribers who sign up for a Checkout account will receive free bathroom delivery on their first ten Checkout purchases.

TiSP for Enterprise
We’re actively developing a higher-performance version of TiSP specifically tailored to small and medium-sized businesses, including 24-hour, on-site technical support in the event of backup problems, brownouts and data wipes.

If you are thinking that this may be a Google Gag, you may be right, but we sure as heck did not make it up. Visit Google for more info.

Check it out here -> www.google.com/tisp

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