If you want to keep your money safe while you travel, then this may be for you.
Burglaries can strike anywhere at anytime. People need ways to outwit the bad guys. Think Stained Underwear. Think Nasty and Dirty looking underwear. Think “Brief Safe”. The crooks will think that you had a loss of bowel control
and leave your undies alone.
“Brief Safe” may do the job by deterring crooks from stealing all your valuable stuff. These very realistic and nasty looking briefs contain “fly-accessed 4″ x 10″ secret compartment with Velcro closure” that will keep your money safe and the crook looking elsewhere.
For an additional few bucks, you can add a few “Doo Drops” which smell just like diarrhea. What fun!
As long as you have not fell victim to the ‘Short Sniffing Bandit’ your money should stay safe.
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