On an earlier post, I mentioned that lonely women could purchase the Boyfriend Arm Pillow to soothe them to sleep. But men need a pillow too, and I’m not talking inflatable Marylin Monroe dolls.
The Hizamakura Knee Lap Pillow may be the answer to the lonely man’s need for female companionship. Beautifully sculpted kneeling legs and torso are tastefully adorned with your choice of black or red miniskirt. The lonely man can rest his weary head on the foam knees and sleep his worries away. According to the website selling the Knee Lap Pillow, here are the details:
Specifications:
• Material: Polyurethane
• Skirt material: Polyester
• Skirt Color: Black or Red (please choose one)
• Box size: 285mm × 590mm × 285mm
• Weight: Approximately 1.9kg
Seeing how the Knee Lap Pillow is dressed for a night on the town, let’s hope that it and the Boyfriend Pillow aren’t secretively planning a tryst while their users are asleep. Ok, let’s face it this is a really warped pillow and someone needs a reality check if they purchase this crazy lap pillow for anything but amusement, otherwise kids, see a shrink.
Find out more -> www.kilian-nakamura.com/catalog/hizamakura-lap-pillow-p-64.html
“Hizamakura”? More like “His-a-Make-a-Wish-Foundation”! Things didn’t end so well between Cassie and me, but now that I’ve got Luvmelontym I rarely think about or follow other women. I love her creamy legs; and, uh oh, who’s wearing a naughty red skirt again? Peaky, peaky.