That is so damn cool!

For who might care:
One time, I got a wild hair and wrote these:
And while the Beast unified the world under the fire of foxes, Mammon
slept, but never in its long sleep didst it rest, for it plotted the
coming revenge of the seventh explorer of the forest’s domain. But yea
though the seventh explorer did shine, it was only a trick to fool the
fools and devour their souls in locusts upon the arrival of the eighth
explorer to end the fire’s reign.
From the Book of Mozilla 11:10
And the seventh explorer forced those still in the old Milena to
renounce their old ways and convert to the new experience of Mammon’s
spies. And of those who refused, the explorer turned its back and
unleashed its upon the land. The cursed needed only call and the fire
with the cunning of foxes appeared from the shadows covered in light and
the evil of Mammon’s plague died instantly for it could not live in
light. The fox’s fire left its son named three. Three protected them to
the end of days.
From the Book of Mozilla 11:11
And three developed and was developed by its people and soon it was
ready to be tested for it had gained the mark ϐ as it had lost its
original symbol Α. It was poured with acid, but the acid could not harm
or defame Three ϐ. And a barrage of arrows bombarded it, yet its fur
was like a flaming wall of bricks and it could not be harmed. In its
fifth year, it has become nearly ready to recive the symbol of adulthood
Ω. The third fox of fire grew and as it grew covered Antartica of the
Tux Penguins, and of the tropics of apples. Nay could it stop there as
it spread on to the sun and three blanketed the universe. And in the
stars it shown its image thought it was reverse. And not a creature
remained that did not know now of the fox of fire’s power of three times
the strengh is predecessor.
From the Book Of Mozilla 11:12
But as the fox spread, an unbeliever spoke lies and blasphemed the fox
disglorifying it. His voice shattered as a window whenever he spoke and
he promoted the ugly Mammon and the glass-shatterer. He compared the fox
to the sixth explorer who was at its dying age. The foul demon showed
errors in the fox’s add-on armor though he was just as strong with it
astray. The fox ignored him and continued to do its job for those who
were sane and believed truth.
From the Book of Mozilla 11:13
And the fox built a great tower so that even those who had no light,
for it was being blocked by the evil Mammon, could see the fox’s fire’s
expansion of love, peace, and protection from Mammon and its followers.
The great fox though spoke its own tongue offered to learn the
explorer’s to silence their rejection once and for all. The fox fooled
the explorer and its strongholds and now had even control of Mammon. The
belivers prospered.
From the Book of Mozilla 11:14
And to the smiths of the realm the fox lent its heart and became two.
One was the fox of fire and the other a delightful flock of birds. And
the Beast looked upon its now two sons and saw that they were good. And
the Beast warned them of the eighth explorer. It told of the explorer’s
future attempt on the fox’s tie to Earth and how to prepare itself. It
told the young fox to go to its wife and make another offspring. It also
warned that the believers be equipped with the tools that would prevent
Mammon’s barrage of darts toxic to the mind. They had to repair the
weapons and shields of the fox with a quarter of the Earth.
From the Book of Mozilla 11:15
And the fox called to its wife, a bird of thunder, and asked her to
join its cause and together they made a monkey that dwells in the sea.
The monkey would be a messenger to those drowned by Mammon’s mistakes
and crimes. The monkey spread the love and knowledge and the believers
grew legion.
From the Book of Mozilla 11:16
And the believers created with the fox and spread its love to all who
accepted its gift, and the fox became like a god. But the explorer
spread only hatred to the unbelievers and many accepted the gift, and
the explorer became a demon in the eyes of its followers.
From the Book of Mozilla 11:17

And alas, from the fox and his wife sprung a bird of the sun, and one of song, so that the love, peace and hope of the fox could be spread to the followers of Mammon. But Mammon, never detered, begun the training, and testing of the eighth explorer. Even so, the sixth and seventh explorers whom were filled with flaw and never reached the tropics or the Antarctic, died with a final breath inside the windows of Mammoth’s home.
From the book of Mozilla 12:14